10. Mr. No Linens
This guy has no shame and that should worry you. He has no shame because as a grown man he actually invited you to his home in his room (if you guys are going there) and he has no sheets on his bed. Just a mattress with a comforter on it. Ladies don’t gasp its true these type of men exist in the world. If you go to a man’s house and you notice he has no sheets on his bed RUN because he gives no f***s. A man that gives no F***s has nothing to lose!
9. Mr. Glory Days
This guy can’t seem to get over things that happened to him that he feels were great in his younger days. He is now 35 and still reminiscing about when he was 25 at the club with 15 of his CLOSEST friends and they popped 25 bottles between the 15 of them. You know because that night was soooo epic! What about the guy who was the high school basketball star and pretty much that was the end of his career but yet he really hasn’t done much since and is still talking about his former balling days 20 years later. Let it go bro, its over!
8. Mr. Daddy Said
Daddy said I should, or my pops told me to, I don’t want to go there because my dad said…. This has to be the most annoying thing in a man. A man that can’t think for himself is such a turn off. There is nothing wrong with consulting one’s parents because clearly your parents have lived much longer than you, but as a woman I want to know that my man has a mind of his own. A woman wants to know he can take wise counsel and still come to his own conclusion at the end of the day based on what people he trust have advised him. Not someone who just follows. A man that does that follows every single little word his daddy says will have his family running your marriage.
7. Mr. Standing on the Wall
This particular guy has no confidence. He doesn’t like it when you talk about other people or guys that are doing well finically because typically they aren’t doing well in that regard. Sometimes they will even try to hold you back so that you are not “above” them. Basically this guy is insecure about his status in life but really isn’t doing much to change it. RUN RUN RUN unless you want to be looking and longing for the finer things in life.
6. Mr. Boaster
There is nothing like a guy who can talk about all the things he and his family has but yet when you two go to eat he is looking for you to pay the bill (Tufiakwa). This guy will go broke trying to buy the latest pair of Vesace shades to keep up with his friends (who probably actually have money). He will be the fun guy, charismatic, maybe even good in bed but other than that not good for much else. I mean come on ladies you don’t want to be like Erika from Love and Hiphop Atl. Her dude couldn’t even make a dramatic exit because he ran out of gas! LOL He was cute though (If that means anything). The Boaster will constantly be broke and when he does get some money in his pocket he will be running to the Gucci store so he can front and stunt in front of his friends. Don’t run, sprint from this guy, simple running may not be enough!
5. Mr. Has it Together but Still 40 and Single
What is wrong with this one? On the outside he has a good job, nice house, drives a nice car travels, handsome, but what is it?! Mr. Has it together does actually have it together, but here is the catch he can’t commit! This guy may have lost his one true love and has never bounced back, so he dates woman after woman because that’s what he feels he should do, but never really loving them or caring for them. Eventually he will find some young chick marry her and just be existing in the same house with her simply because he doesn’t want to be the old man in the club still chasing 25 year olds. Ladies if you are between the age of 22 and 26 this 40+ man may be for you. Don’t expect any real emotion from him, cook, clean, do your wifely duties and this guy will make you the envy of your friends. Run from this guy if you are 28 and over lol you are too OLD.
4. Mr. I am a Business Man
This Business man can never really tell you what his business is. No matter how you ask he finds some way around telling you what he actually does. He typically is involved with fraud, or fraud, and oh fraud. Ladies he may actually have some money for a little while but you have to run from this guy because he may actually scam YOU. He may ask you to deposit a check or accept a wire transfer into your account from his super rich friend that happens to be in the islands on vacation but can’t seem to find any of his close friends to accept it so he will ask a girl he doesn’t know like me….. uh I mean you to accept it (yes this story is all too familiar). Just run you don’t even want to be associated with this kind of “Business man” as a matter of fact if you see that kind of “business man” just act as if you don’t even know him, because if you do people may come for you looking for him and he will be gone!
3. Mr. Better Than Sliced Bread
Sliced bread is good. Its convenient. I can make a sandwich out of sliced bread, I can even toast sliced bread. However I don’t need my man thinking he is better than it. This guy feels like he is God’s gift to women, hell now-a-days to man too! He thinks everyone wants him, he thinks he is the heaven, moon, and stars. A man that worships himself cannot even treat his woman properly because he feels if she is not worshiping the ground he walks on she is actually doing an injustice to herself. This man does not need a woman all he needs is a gym and a mirror; that is the perfect relationship for him!
2. Mr. Party Party Party
We ALLLLL know this guy, we have dated, slept with, wanted to date, wanted to sleep with this guy (not me ooo other people lol). This guy is standing on the couch poppin bottles, knows everyone, hanging tough, drives a nice car, has all the beautiful women around, always posting what party city he is in on IG or FB. The thing about this guy is unless you have crack between your legs and you do juju this guy is not trying to settle down, not for a long while anyway. If you like playing the waiting game, watching him with other chicks until its your turn again then hey this may be the man for you. Until that long awaited time when he comes to his senses you will see him spend 2k in the club in one night and nothing or minimal on you the whole time you were in a “relationship” if that’s what you want to call it. Ladies stay away from this guy he is not serious and probably has slept with your friend, or tried to sleep with your friend and then when that didn’t pan out try to come talk to you lol (trust me this kind of stuff happens).
1. Mr. I Want a Nurse
The highly coveted NURSE!!!! The women that should read this number one probably have no idea who I am or about this blog. She is the village girl roughly 20 or so that will soon be swept off her feet by a 45 year old Uncle that has been driving cab for the past 25 years. This guy will live in the slums to ensure that he saves up the proper amount of money to go back to his country and pick the hottest girl from his village (I said girl bc usually she will be very young about half his age). After he has brought her to America she will be instructed that she must go to school and become a nurse and now she will be the one to take care of the “land pilot” (anyone that has seen the movie “My American Nurse” knows what that is lol) It happens all the time. After the girl has been here for some time she starts to know her rights and these men cannot handle it. Many have resulted to killing their wives who they feel have stepped out of line. Ladies abroad we know about these guys but inform your sisters back home!
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